The other morning just before I headed out to work, I went into our bedroom where CJ and Lucy were. I gave Lucy a kiss goodbye, and then another for CJ. Just as I turned to walk out, this is what I HEARD my wife say:
“I have to shave Lucy, so I’m going to sit right by you.”
Wait… WHY ARE YOU SHAVING LUCY?!?
It was a full two seconds later that I realized I was missing a comma here. What CJ actually said was:
“I have to shave, Lucy, so I’m going to sit right by you.”
*facepalm* Ok. Better now.