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When I got Lucy up this morning, she was very excited about the dream she had during the night.  “Daddy!  I had a dream that Katherine turned me into a sheep!  And she turned my bike into a little sheep!”

At breakfast, she retold the story, this time with Katherine present.  When she was all finished, Katherine got a smirk on her face and replied, “So, you’re saying she had a baaaaad dream?”

Ah, young Padawan – strong are you in the ways of the farce.