What’s with the hamster?!

Here’s an exchange I never expected to hear:

Katherine: “What the-  What’s with the hamster?!”

CJ: “That’s your first reward.  I love the hamster.  That’s why I wanted my own avatar.  Doesn’t everyone want their own hamster?”

To give you a little more context around this, the singing, dancing hamster was the first reward in a video game we just acquired.  And no, the next reward wasn’t a larger rodent – it was a dancing shark.

*face palm*

Where do people come up with this stuff?