Quotable Quotes from the Gilberts

Here are the latest additions to the quoteboard.

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Lucy: Why did the ice cross the road?  Because it thawed it was too cold!

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Katherine: Rainbow magic is surprisingly lethal.

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Lucy: You’re a forgetful-head.

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Lucy: I have the remote control FISH.   OF.   DOOM!!

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Mark: Yes.  That’s EXACTLY what this Saturday needs – more maiming.

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Katherine: Pinkie Pie is so hard to get.  You need these ponies, these shops…

CJ: And that pony’s leg!  (nod)

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Lucy: Princesses wouldn’t act like that!

Mark: Why not?

Lucy: Because they’re usually royal.

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Lucy: I want warm cuddles, not cold cuddles.  I hate cold cuddles.

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(on defending their Minecraft base)

Katherine: Mom!  Put blocks underneath!

CJ: I don’t want blocks underneath.  I like it when people get sucked under and die.

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CJ: I reserve the right to shriek and smack.

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(while playing with the Little People)

Lucy: Dad, can you be my girl’s boyfriend?  And no, you can’t be the hedgehog.

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